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The Tragicomedy of Missing Persons: Balochistan's Shutter-Down Drama

 In a tragicomic turn of events, the Chief Justice of Pakistan, Qazi Faez Isa, took center stage on Tuesday to address the perennial issue of missing persons and enforced disappearances. The script unfolded with a firm resolve to solve the matter "once and for all," but not without a cautionary note: no political theatrics allowed.

Baloch protestors, seemingly unimpressed by the legal drama unfolding in the Supreme Court, decided to add their own plot twist. Announcing a nationwide shutter-down demonstration for January 3, they accused government officials of trying to label their long march and demonstration as mere 'propaganda.' Because nothing says serious legal proceedings like a good ol' nationwide strike.

As the three-member bench, led by the honorable CJP Isa, began its live-broadcasted proceedings, it was clear that the script had its fair share of unexpected twists. Justice Isa, the maestro of the courtroom, conducted the orchestra of legal arguments, reminding everyone that this country belongs to all, even those with "other points of view." A moment of unity, a hint of optimism – the tragedy had a sprinkle of hope.

Petitioner Khushdil Khan Malik stepped into the limelight, praying to the court for legislation on the issue of missing persons. Justice Mazhar chimed in, noting that a commission related to enforced disappearances already existed. The petitioner argued that the commission, formed in 2011, had not made much headway. Cue the suspenseful music.

The plot thickened as Aitzaz Ahsan's lawyer, Shoiab Shaheen, took the stage. Ahsan, apparently missing from the legal ensemble, found representation through his lawyer due to the unfortunate arrest of Latif Khosa's son. It's like a legal soap opera – family ties, political intrigue, and missing bills.

The CJP, the undisputed protagonist of the courtroom saga, dismissed objections and remarked about developments in his absence, possibly referring to the Baloch long march's run-in with the police. A real-life plot twist that even the most seasoned scriptwriters couldn't have predicted.

As Shaheen weaved his narrative, mentioning missing individuals like Sheikh Rashid and Sadaqat Abbasi, the CJP raised an eyebrow. Was this a legal proceeding or a political thriller? The CJP insisted that the court wouldn't be used for political purposes, reminding everyone that they were there for a serious discussion on missing persons, not a political mudslinging match.

The comedy relief arrived when the missing bill presented by Shireen Mazari took center stage. A bill gone rogue, disappearing into thin air. The CJP, with a touch of sarcasm, asked if Mazari resigned in protest. Because, in this tragicomedy, bills have a habit of playing hide and seek, and ministers take a dramatic exit when they feel ignored.

The proceedings came to a pause, promising more legal theatrics on January 3. Meanwhile, the Baloch protestors, unimpressed with the courtroom drama, decided to throw in their own act – a nationwide shutter-down demonstration. The tragicomedy continues, leaving the audience in suspense about whether the missing persons issue will be resolved or become just another subplot in Pakistan's legal drama.

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