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CJPs and Cricket Bats: A Comedy of Errors in Pakistani Politics

 

In the grand theater of Pakistani politics, where political maneuvering is as common as chai on a Lahore street corner, a new act has taken center stage. Chief Justice of Pakistan, Qazi Faez Isa, is wielding the judicial cricket bat, and the Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) is desperately trying not to be bowled out.

Picture this: a three-judge Supreme Court bench led by CJP Isa, not satisfied with the PTI's petition on "enforced disappearances." It's like a cricket match where the batsman is desperately trying to hit the googly, but the bowler is throwing legal curveballs. And guess who's in the commentary box? None other than Chaudhry Aitzaz Ahsan, a seasoned politician and lawyer, ready to face the googlies and bouncers of justice.

CJP Isa, like a stern umpire, questions Ahsan's "locus standi." It's not your everyday courtroom drama; it's a judicial power play. The CJP suggests that the petition might be for the "benefit" of a political party. Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? The political cricket match is heating up, and CJP Isa seems determined to give everyone a run for their money – or lack thereof.

The missing PTI leaders, who were apparently on an unscheduled vacation in 2023, have returned. But hold your gasps, they've also left the PTI. It's a political Houdini act – now you see them, now you don't. The CJP notes that these vanished politicians haven't uttered a word about their "enforced disappearances." Perhaps they were just honing their hide-and-seek skills, Pakistani-style.

And then, the bombshell – a clash between "powerful circles" and the PTI since the no-confidence resolution against Imran Khan. It's not just a political rivalry; it's a full-blown sitcom. Former CJP Umar Ata Bandial tried to provide relief to the PTI, but alas, no success. The PTI supporters, like an angry cricket fan denied a front-row seat, are targeting Justice Isa on social media. It's hashtag wars in the digital stadium.

The PTI, like an enthusiastic cricket fan, wants judicial intervention in everything but, at the same time, launches a campaign against CJP Isa. Talk about playing both ends against the middle. However, the strategy of social media attacks on Justice Isa hasn't scored any boundaries yet. It's like trying to hit a six with a broken cricket bat – ambitious, but not quite effective.

In the charged environment of Pakistani politics, where every move is scrutinized like an LBW decision, both the PTI and its opponents are pressuring the superior judiciary. The PTI seeks the court's intervention for a level playing field in the upcoming general elections. However, the opponents cry foul, opposing judicial interference in electoral matters.

Enter Acting CJP Sardar Tariq Masood, leading a three-judge bench, grilling the Election Commission of Pakistan (ECP) like an umpire questioning a contentious decision. The ECP is the beleaguered fielding team, trying to avoid a run-out. The high courts join the game, providing relief to the PTI. It's a game of legal cricket where every decision is met with applause or jeers from the digital crowd.

Now, the million-dollar question – will the superior judiciary force the ECP to allot the coveted 'cricket bat' electoral symbol to the PTI? It's the golden ticket to becoming the biggest party in the upcoming general polls. A senior politician predicts that if the PTI gets its beloved symbol, the elections might be delayed. It's like a rain delay in a cricket match – unexpected, frustrating, and everyone's hoping for a quick resolution.

As the curtains rise on the next act, a three-judge bench led by CJP Isa takes center stage again. This time, it's a contempt petition against the ECP for not implementing the court's order. The PTI leaders claim they're not getting a level playing field – a familiar cricket metaphor in this political drama.

In this absurd yet entertaining political comedy, the cricket bat has become more than a symbol; it's a coveted prize in a high-stakes game. Will the PTI hit a political century with the cricket bat symbol, or will they be bowled out by the legal googlies of the judiciary? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – Pakistani politics has never been this entertaining, and the cricket bat is the star of the show.

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