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Supreme Court Shenanigans: A Comedy of Notices and Allegations

 


In a surprising turn of events that could rival the plot twists of a soap opera, the Supreme Court recently played host to a drama involving former ISI bigwigs, retired brigadiers, and a judge with a penchant for public speaking. Chief Justice Qazi Faez Isa and his gang of judicial jesters took center stage, issuing notices left and right like confetti at a particularly legalistic carnival.

The cast of characters reads like a who's who of legal and military intrigue, with former Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) director-general Faiz Hamid leading the pack. Forget about high-stakes poker; these folks are playing a game of legal chess where the pawns have the power to issue notices and the bishops argue cases.

The plot thickens as the court, under the watchful eye of Chief Justice Isa, issued notices to not one, not two, but four individuals, including retired brigadiers Irfan Ramay, former Islamabad High Court chief justice Anwar Khan Kasi, and former registrar of the Supreme Court, Arbab Muhammad Arif. It's like the court decided to play a round of legal bingo, with the notices being the winning numbers.

But wait, there's more! The court drama unfolds with the removal of Judge Shaukat Aziz Siddiqui, who decided that his removal needed an encore in the form of an appeal. Siddiqui's legal counsel, Hamid Khan, affirmed the truth of the allegations with the gravity of someone who just found the last piece of the legal puzzle under their sofa.

The chief justice, perhaps channeling his inner detective, warned Siddiqui to think carefully about the truth of his allegations. It's almost as if the court is running a truth serum stand, and everyone gets a complimentary dose upon entering.

Things took a comedic turn when the court questioned the logic behind including certain individuals in the notice bonanza. Chief Justice Isa, with a raised judicial eyebrow, wondered aloud why the former chief of army staff Qamar Javed Bajwa and retired brigadiers Faisal Marwat and Tahir Wafai were invited to the legal fiesta. It's like sending invitations to a party and forgetting to mention the theme.

In a moment of legal enlightenment, the chief justice pondered the nature of the Army's independence. Is it a free-spirited institution frolicking in the bureaucratic meadows, or does it have a boss who oversees its military mischief? The answer, it seems, lies in the legal labyrinth that only the Supreme Court can navigate.

The court, displaying its keen sense of drama, pointed out that three individuals had no direct connection to the case. It's as if the court suddenly realized it invited distant relatives to the family reunion who had no idea why they were there.

Justice Mandokhail, sensing the need for a trip down legal memory lane, emphasized the importance of addressing "what had been happening in the past." It's like asking for a recap of the previous season's episodes to make sense of the current legal storyline.

Amidst the legal acrobatics, the court spotlighted Siddiqui's primary target, Faiz Hamid, noting that Qamar Javed Bajwa had not spoken directly about Siddiqui. It's almost as if the court is the director of a legal soap opera, ensuring that each character gets their moment in the legal limelight.

The chief justice, ever the voice of reason, questioned the logic of issuing a notice to Bajwa based on hearsay. It's like asking a neighbor to turn down the music because someone in the neighborhood said it was too loud. Who needs concrete evidence when you have legal whispers?

As the legal rollercoaster came to a temporary halt, the court issued notices to the chosen four respondents and decided to adjourn the hearing until an unspecified date in January. It's like ending an episode on a cliffhanger, leaving the audience eagerly anticipating the next installment of the legal sitcom.

In the grand theater of justice, where notices are the currency of choice and allegations are the plot twists, the Supreme Court showcased its comedic prowess. Who knew that legal proceedings could be so entertaining? Tune in next time for another episode of "Supreme Shenanigans," where the only thing more unpredictable than the verdict is the cast of characters involved.

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