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Election Drama Unfolds in Pakistan: A Bollywood Blockbuster in the Making

In a plot twist that could rival the most suspenseful Bollywood dramas, the political landscape in Pakistan has taken a cinematic turn, leaving citizens on the edge of their seats, popcorn in hand. The elections, scheduled for February 8, are shaping up to be a blockbuster filled with unexpected twists, heart-stopping rejections, and a cast of characters that could give Bollywood's finest a run for their money.

Picture this: The once-mighty Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf (PTI), led by the charismatic Imran Khan, finds itself in a real-life soap opera. Almost "90 per cent of nominations from important leaders" have been shown the exit door, reminiscent of a classic Bollywood scene where the hero faces insurmountable odds.

Imran Khan, the dashing founder of PTI, has had his nomination papers rejected not once but twice, in NA-122 (Lahore) and NA-89 (Mianwali). It seems even his superhero cape couldn't save him from the clutches of electoral scrutiny. Rumor has it that the rejection was due to a cliffhanger conviction in the Toshakhana case and some unpaid dues – a classic Bollywood villain move.

But wait, there's more! The entire PTI squad seems to be caught in a Bollywood-style dance of rejection. PTI Vice Chairman Shah Mehmood Qureshi's nomination papers faced the chopping block in Multan's NA-150, NA-151, and PP-218. It's a family affair as his son and daughter also failed the scrutiny. Talk about a family drama unfolding on the political stage.

In the picturesque province of Punjab, the drama continues to unfold. Former Punjab CM Parvez Elahi and his clan, along with columnist Ayaz Amir, find themselves in a political thriller of rejection. It's like the nominations are playing a game of musical chairs, and someone forgot to stop the music.

Meanwhile, in Sindh, the nomination papers of PTI's Dr. Fahmida Mirza, her spouse Zulfiqar Mirza, and President Arif Alvi's son Awab Alvi have been unceremoniously rejected. It's a tale of rejection spreading like wildfire, leaving political casualties in its wake.

Khyber Pakhtunkhwa doesn't escape the Bollywood drama either. Shehryar Afridi, Murad Saeed, Ali Mohammad Khan, and a parade of other characters face rejection, making it seem like the scriptwriter took inspiration from a particularly chaotic Bollywood wedding scene.

In Balochistan, it's a star-studded affair with the likes of Akhtar Mengal, Qasim Khan Suri, and even a senator finding themselves on the chopping block. Looks like the sequel to "Balochistan Blues" is in the works.

As the political rollercoaster hurtles toward election day, one can't help but marvel at the sheer entertainment value this real-life Bollywood drama is providing. The suspense, the unexpected plot twists, and the ever-growing list of rejected nominations make this political spectacle a must-watch.

Will Imran Khan make a comeback? Can PTI defy the odds and rise from the ashes? Will the rejected nominees find redemption in the appellate tribunal? Only time will tell in this nail-biting political thriller, leaving Pakistanis eagerly awaiting the grand finale on February 8. Cue the dramatic music, this election season is one for the Bollywood history books!

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